Natalie Portman Is Working It

Natalie Portman must have a new movie coming out or something, because the MILF hottie has been making a serious hotness comeback these past couple weeks. According to my sources, she just hosted SNL, and now she’s on the cover of some magazine I’ve never heard of. And I’m digging it. Now, who do I talk to about getting Natalie’s comeback tour to make a stop in my mom’s basement my office?