Feminism Has Ruined Katy Perry

I could’ve sworn the last time I did a post on Katy Perry, she was actually looking kinda hot. But I just came across this photoshoot the wannabe Madonna, Jr. did for W Magazine, and this great cleavage shot aside, it’s pretty disappointing. I don’t know why hotties are always cutting off all their hair like this! Don’t they get how much harder it makes it for us dudes on the Internet to properly “enjoy” their busty photoshoots? I mean, obviously, I’m still going to do it. But that doesn’t mean I have to like it.