I’ve been doing posts on Candice Swanepoel for years now, but somehow I just found out she had a kid almost a year ago. I didn’t even realize she had a boyfriend. Although I guess now I understand why she never replied to any of my Twitter marriage proposals. Anyway, point is, Alessandra Ambrosio finally has some competition for the coveted title of world’s hottest Victoria’s Secret MILF. Let the battle begin.